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Nosy neighbor
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair,
drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me,
"You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Bud Light,
Wiped the cold foam from my lips
Lifted my darkened Rayban sunglasses,
Stared directly at the nosy bitch,
And calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
Now when you have stopped laughing,
Go ahead and read some of my other posts.
Enjoy. Hee-hee
Posted: Wednesday 4th August 2004, 02:03 AM
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