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Words Women Use
- FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half
an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.
- Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
- Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
- That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
- Whatever: Is a women's way of saying, "screw you."
- Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response, refer to # 3
Posted: Wednesday 22nd August 2007, 2:48 AM
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