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Pharmacology
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market t he new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Posted: Thursday 10th April 2008, 4:54 AM
Words Women Use
- FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half
an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.
- Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
- Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
- That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
- Whatever: Is a women's way of saying, "screw you."
- Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response, refer to # 3
Posted: Wednesday 22nd August 2007, 2:48 AM
Romance
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.
He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote!"
Posted: Monday 30th July 2007, 4:10 AM
Sexier VOD
Do yo know what V O D stands for?
Video On Demand
This is a pretty great thing for those of you who don't want to be tied down with a monthly bill for your porn.
Here's is how it works.
You pay per minute for only what you watch.
There is No membershio fee and No monthly fee.
Your don't paying for anything you don't enjoy or don't want to watch.
You Hue-mans are so creative, thinking of ways to make your life more enjoyable and less costly.
Here are a few samples to get your "Taste Buds" flowing. Hee-hee.
An acrobatic cock lover doing tricks on her man's dick
A beautiful babe and her backdoor banger
A young dude getting a jack rabbit blow job from a very eager blonde
Now how much better can it get?
Sexier VOD
Posted: Saturday 14th July 2007, 10:39 AM
Flashy Babes
If you Hue-mans could find a Flashy Babes Site that :
- Has fresh exclusive models
- Is updated every week
- You can access tons of FHG... nude and non-nude
- Get in on those behind the scenes action
- High quality pictures and videos
- And Interaction with the babes
Wouldn't you be excited about it?
I did and I am excited.
What's this site called Naked Blog?
It's called.... Flashy Babes
(like you couldn't have guessed Hee-hee)
Heck, here are some of the hot Flashy Babes
So you can see for yourself.
Melody
Vicky
Sharon
Arn't they just great?
Now, you can enjoy your Flashy Babe anytime you want too.
Posted: Thursday 29th June 2007, 06:09 AM
Porn Video
PornVideo Vault is one of the largest adult websites in the world.
They are renown for bring you thousands of DVD's spread across many niches.
They are the only site you need for your adult entertainment.
They have brand new adult DVD feeds and live adult women.
What's really great is they work with 56K as wells as Broadband.
You'll never need to rent anther DVD again.
Plus, (this is a real kicker) they have live adult shows.
Pump me full of cum baby.
Well, This is all great and I really want to see it Naked-Blog.
But, I'm a little short on cash right now.
Hey, I know just what your saying.
Well, You can get free access.
Yes Free Access.
So you Hue-mans Click Here and check out the Free Porn.
Posted: Saturday 16th June 2007, 03:25 PM
Life Backwards
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, you play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally . . . . . You finish off as an orgasm
Don't you Hue-mans agree?
Posted: Tuesday 15th May 2007, 03:34 PM
Afford Beer
She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore
and
I'd have to quit drinking.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up,
and
I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.....
Posted: Thursday 1st March 2007, 05:12 PM
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